The Daily Mail has two posts today about something you hardly hear about: Old Hollywood actors getting on pieces half their age. Stop everything, I know.
First up is hot Australian bear daddy Anthony LaPaglia (who is giving me “back-up bouncer at a mafia-owned club” in that picture). 56-year-old Anthony LaPaglia cut the cord on his 17-year-old marriage to his second wife, actress Gia Carides (aka Liz from Strictly Ballroom), in March and The Daily Mail Australia says that he’s already got a full-time girlfriend who may or may not have been his side piece. Hot Daddy Tony brought 26-year-old Alexandra Henkel (who is giving me “healthy Lindsay Lohan“) to the L.A. premiere of Mad Max: Fury Road last month. The DM didn’t say how long they’ve been together, but apparently, Alexandra’s 26th birthday was last month and she Facebooked a picture of a brand new Mercedes with a bow on it. The DM thinks it may have come from Sugar Daddy Tony.
Anthony filed for divorce from Gia back in March. They have a 12-year-old kid together and they don’t have a prenup, so that “Without A Trace” money is hers!
Not much is known about Alexandra Henkel, except that she’s from Melbourne. I’m also guessing that after Alexandra got that Mercedes, a tiny gold shovel pin arrived on her doorstep and with it was a note that read: “Welcome to the club! Love, Heather Mills.”
Next up is Richard Gere’s 65-year-old ass. The Daily Mail has pictures of Richard baking his raw sourdough man chichis on a yacht in Italy with 32-year-old Spanish socialite Alejandra Silva. Some source says that Alejandra, who lives in Madrid and NYC, has been bumping nipples with Richard for about a year. Richard is technically still married to Cary Lowell, but they broke up in 2013. Maybe Richard started dating Alejandra, because he figured that a 32-year-old might be young enough to not know about the urban legend that is his rodent tunnel butt. Richard is probably sick of women showing up on the first date with a tub of Crisco, a lighter and a well-fed gerbil. Or is he?
Since this is a new trend, I’m sure we’ll hear many more stories about old Hollywood dudes getting with young chicks since, you know, it never happens.
Here’s more of Richard Gere and Alejandra Silva in Italy.