If your lazy ass is still looking for a last-minute gift to get your daddy today, fear not. Just print out that picture and put it under a sparkling silver plate cover. Make sure you’re wearing safety goggles and an apron before he lifts that plate cover, because once he does his slobber will go everywhere. That’s a natural reaction to seeing international supermodel and forever demure ginger Calla Lily Phoebe Price putting her free range ass chickens on display in L.A. the other day. This is what the trick who came up with “winner winner, chicken dinner” was talking about.
The paparazzo who captured this gorgeous, casual and completely spontaneous moment must’ve humped a bunch of four-leaf clovers with a rabbit’s foot in their ass under a triple rainbow, because they got as lucky as lucky can be. As Chicken Cutlets left a photoshoot, the wind (read: three plug-in fans held by her “assistants“) suddenly lifted up the two black curtain panels she wore as a dress and exposed her Sweet Sue brand canned whole chickens to the world.
In related news, The L.A. Times real estate section reported today that prices in that area have rose 1 billion percent thanks to PP blessing it with her uncooked Sunday dinner nalgas.