Hot Slut Of The Day!
In honor of the day that all of you forgot to buy a gift and have to send your dad an Amazon e-card real quick (or the day that Kate Gosselin takes the cards her 10,000 kids made for Jon Gosselin and throws them in the trash), let’s pay tribute to one of the hottest 80s cartoon DILFS: King Randor!
King Randor’s royal cartoon jizz made both He-Man and She-Ra, so he’s pretty much one of the most important figures of the 80s. King Randor is the ruler of Eternia and with his human wife Queen Marlena, created He-Man and She-Ra. King Randor popped up here and there in episodes of Masters of the Universe. We eventually learned that King Randor is actually the half-brother of his arch rival Skeletor (government name: Marc Anthony),
King Randor isn’t only the father of 80s icons, he’s also a style legend. What other fully grown cartoon dude with a full beard, a sassy bob and ferret-shaped brows could pull off a puffy-sleeved coat, a red tunic and a gold statement necklace? The answer is: NONE! As for what happened to King Randor, I heard (read: I made it up while stoned into another dimension one night) that he got tired of being the ruler of Eternia and decided to move to Florida to live out his real dream of making burgers that give everyone the shits.
And since I know you’ve been wondering what King Randor looks like in nothing but a pair of high-waisted, furry green briefs and a matching cape, here’s your answer:
Happy Daddy’s Day, everyone! Now let’s spend the day fapping to King Randor’s cartoon bulge.
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