Magic Mike XXL doesn’t come out for another 11 days, but the powers that be have decided to tease us a little by releasing this 0:48 second clip of Matt Bomer singing “Heaven” to some lady. Just singing? No stripping? If they’re going to give us something as lame as singing, at least make it a video of Channing Tatum singing to the broom from Fantasia. Whatever, listen to me – acting like I won’t take whatever I can get.
There is literally zero context for this clip. From what I’ve gathered, Magic Mike and his merry band of swinging dicks were hired by a bunch of rich lady friends to strip at their wine party (the theme of which I’m guessing is Pinot & Peens). One of the rich ladies mentions the song “Heaven“, and then Matt Bomer starts belting it out like he’s auditioning for American Idol. It’s good, but what I really want is Matt Bomer to throw on the dance version of “Heaven” while Joe Manganiello rips off his vest and hops up on that coffee table.