17-year-old Kylie Jenner took a break from her daily activities as a wealthy unsupervised teenager (ie. taking selfies and yelling at her adult boyfriend Tyga to “get down!” every time they drive past a police station) to fly to Miami and make some money. Kylie showed up to the opening of a Sugar Factory candy store last night, which I guess makes sense, considering she’s still technically a child, and kids love candy. But what doesn’t make sense is why she went looking like Elvira, Mistress of the Dark after a 2-for-1 session at Fabutan.
Maybe she was dressed like that because she was filling in for Kim Kardashian, who had to kall in sick to work because she had a case of the pregnancy barfs? It would explain that janky right shoulder pad; they clearly didn’t have time to tailor the dress from Kim’s size 4 hobbit to Kylie size 6 regular. But did they also have to cover her face with Kim’s makeup too? And as if seeing Kylie dressed like Kim wasn’t uncomfortable enough, she went ahead and made it more awkward by joking about all the duct tape needed to keep her tits up and out.
I’d ask “Your mother let you out of the house looking like that?“, but we all know that dress is 100000x more modest than what Kris Jenner would have picked out. If Pimp Mama Kris had her way, all her earners would be showing up to their paid appearances in plastic dry cleaning bags.
Here’s more of Kylie Jenner working the opening of a candy store last night: