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June 19, 2015 / Posted by:

Peanut Butter Boppers!

Oh, the beautiful, magical 80s. A time when we thought it was 100% safe to sit on our parents’ lap when they drove and being a latchkey kid at the age of 7 was normal, and a time when Nature Valley tried to pass off chocolate chips-covered peanut butter logs as a healthy treat. It truly was a gorgeous time. Peanut Butter Boppers came out in the mid-80s (“They look like they came out of the mid-80s’ asshole” – anyone who looks at that picture) and we all thought they were healthy, because they were made by the makers of granola bars and granola bars are nature’s all-natural shits.

Peanut Butter Boppers all had a peanut butter log base and that peanut butter log base was rolled in different things. Some were rolled in oats and Rice Krispies and others were rolled in fudge chips or peanuts. They weren’t 100% healthy, but I thought they were as healthy as healthy can be. I guess the medical industry didn’t like that Nature Valley was fucking with its business by giving the people a completely healthy snack, because Peanut Butter Boppers eventually went away.

Yes, Peanut Butter Boppers looked like a dirty dick covered in warts, but I still would.

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