Night Crumbs

June 18, 2015 / Posted by:

Anyone who was planning on pushing a book out this year should scrap all plans and try again next year. Because E.L. James’ latest literary masterpiece Grey is out and the excerpts from that used toilet paper of a book have convinced me that it will win every single Pulitzer – Just Jared

Jake Gyllenhaal’s beard needs a good brushing. Actually, both of his beards do – Lainey Gossip 

Wayne Gretzky’s daughter proves that baby weight ain’t shit when you’re young and have enough money for lipo and a tuck – The Superficial 

Sonja Morgan’s ex-husband owes her $3 million – Reality Tea 

Colton Haynes served up some default Grindr pic hotness on Instagram – Towleroad

Tyra Banks SANS FARDS – Drunken Stepfather

The hell is going on with the chichis area of Sarah Hyland’s top thing? – Hollywood Tuna 

Ben Affleck wants Jennifer Garner to file for divorce. If he really wants to get her to do it, he should say, “File for divorce or I’ll make you watch Gigli again.” – Celebitchy

Why does Lady CaCa sound like a vaudevillian Zooey Deschanel while singing “Imagine“? – The Berry 

Our Lady of Cheetos’ dog is living better than most of us. Speaking of dogs, what the fuck ever happened to Bit Bit? – ICYDK

Three minutes after this picture of Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts was taken, Naomi had to be treated for frostbite – Popsugar

I guess Jon Stewart has never seen anything that my sister has cooked (I’ll be getting an “EAT SHIT AND DIE” text in 3..2..) – Pajiba

Jeff Garlin hid his son’s foreskin in Disneyland and I’m sure Mickey Mouse sniffed it out and sacrificed it to Satan to continue his reign – SOW

I would totally start listening to NPR if they devoted an entire show to reading all of the beautiful hate emails they got for having Kim Kartrashian on one of their shows – Jezebel

MiserAlba is either listening to a serious story or she’s trying to concentre on pushing out a stubborn fart – Popoholic

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