Open Post: Hosted By Taylor Swift’s Harness

June 17, 2015 / Posted by:

To me, Taylor Swift is about as vanilla, as well, as Taylor Swift, so she’s the last one on this planet I expected to see in any kind of harness. But I guess she’s trying to make harnesses happen and she wore one while going to lunch with Selena Gomez in West Hollywood yesterday. This is like Fifty Shades of Meh meets Tomb Raider Loving Family™ Dollhouse Raider. Of course, the internet turned these pictures into a quickie meme, and after someone laughed at Tay Tay’s ass for wearing the harness backwards, she spit back at them on Tumblr by saying that it’s supposed to be worn like that, thankyouverymuch! So Tay Tay wears a harness the same way my dog wears a harness when I take him out to piss. The only thing Taylor’s look is missing is a long leash and a bone-shaped poop bag dispenser. And yes, my dog works it better.

Pics: Wenn.com

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