A Huggies truck is backing up onto Terrence Howard’s driveway today, because there’s an extra butt in the Howard household that needs wiping. The baby wipes aficionado and his latest wife Mira Howard (not to be confused with his second wife whom he’s still involved in a fucked-up, messy legal fight with) are parents to a brand new baby boy who was born about 4 weeks ago. I am way behind on my highly important Terrence Howard news, because I didn’t even know that he used his wine cork dick to knock up his third wife.
Terrence already has 3 kids (17-year-old Heaven, 19-year-old Hunter and 21-year-old Aubrey) with his first wife. Surprisingly, Terrence didn’t pay tribute to his second love (his first love being Terrence Howard) baby wipes by naming his fourth kid Huggies™ Howard. Terrence and Mira named their son Qirin Love Howard after a mythical Chinese figure. Terrence Howard spilled out words about his son to Access Hollywood at The Monte Carlo TV Festival in Monaco:
“He’s beautiful and strong and a whirlwind and my wife is so happy,” the actor said, explaining that his son’s name is derived from the mythic Chinese creature, the qilin, which is said to appear before a time of prosperity or serenity.
Qirin is going to need to be strong and his eye rolling muscle better be sturdy, because he’s going to use it a lot when his parents eventually break up, start fighting and force him to choose a side.
Terrence also told Access Hollywood about some shit called “breast cheese” while talking about breastfeeding:
“She has the boobage and nurses him during the day. So, I pull night duty, so that she can sleep and I keep him with me and will take some of the pre-pumped, you know, breast cheese, whatever you call it.”
Chichis queso! Why am I picturing crumbled Feta squirting out of Mira’s boob? As always, thanks for that image, Terry. And I really need Terrence Howard’s stupid ass to write a hygiene and parenting handbook titled Baby Wipes & Breast Cheese.
Here’s Terrence looking like a pimp in a Miami Vice episode while posing with Cookie Lyon at The Monte Carlo TV Festival on Sunday.