If you’re in the Atlanta area and spotted what looked like a yellow-haired angora rabbit flying through the sky, that wasn’t a flying yellow-haired angora rabbit. It was NeNe Leakes’ wig, which she cackled off after seeing the video of Peter Thomas’ sleazy slut ass getting on a woman who isn’t his wife Cynthia Bailey.
During last season’s reunion of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, the factory-defected light bulb that is Porsha Williams accused Cynthia’s husband Peter of passing his peen to other poons. Well, yesterday, The Shade Room (via Radar) posted an Instagram video from a true investigative reporter who pretended to be taking a selfie, but was really trying to get proof of Peter Thomas putting his hands on a lady at a club. In the video, Peter has his hand on the lady’s neck and whispers something into her ear before it looks like he runs his hand down her titty zone. I’m going to guess that he whispered “You wanna go back to my mushroom pied-à-terre and let Papa Smurf feed you his Smurf berries?” into her ear.
Hold up your Detective La Toya brand magnifying glass and judge for yourself:
After the video made the rounds, Peter denied away in an Instagram video (which he later deleted). Peter claims the chick in the video is just a friend and then apologized to his family even though he swears he wasn’t doing anything wrong.
“There’s stuff all over the Instagram that made me look like a big ass cheater. Okay, that’s not what it is. That is a friend of mine at a club that I was talking to. It looks crazy, I know it does. So I’m apologizing to my wife. I’m apologizing to my two beautiful daughters. Okay, your daddy’s not a cheater.”
I don’t know why Peter is apologizing to Cynthia. She should be the one thanking him for sticking with the script, busting out the stunt they planned and finally giving her a storyline next season. “Now don’t act like I haven’t done anything for you” is probably what Peter said to Cynthia right before she gave him his allowance for the week.