The First Picture For Janet Jackson’s World Tour Is Here

June 15, 2015 / Posted by:

Earlier today, Janet Jackson reminded everyone about that new album and world tour she teased back in May by releasing more info. The powers-that-be released the name of the tour (Unbreakable), as well as a list of dates for the first leg of the tour. The tour starts in Vancouver on August 31st, and the tickets go on sale June 22nd. They also released the first promo “picture” for the Unbreakable tour. I say “picture,” because there is no way that was ever a photo. It’s like Photoshop and a Fashion Faces toy got together and made a baby. Meanwhile, Mimi, Madonna, JLo, Britney, Beyonce, and every other Adobe-addicted pop bitch alive took a look at this picture and sent her a text with the thumbs-up emoji.

I would love to watch a YouTube tutorial from whoever made this, because I need to know how many different images it took to create what I’m seeing above. I want to know how the sausage was made! The best I can come up with is this: they started with the poster for Burlesque, added a picture of Janet that was taken through a carnival cutout, cut out some hair and a headband from a picture of Rock of Love-era Bret Michaels, accidentally pasted it on twice (for real, what is happening on the back of her head), followed by a child’s drawing of a hat, then covered it all in two tons of Gaussian blur and a criminal misuse of the smudge tool.

But regardless of how the poster for Janet’s Unbreakable tour was made, I can’t hate on it that much because it reminds me of Tatianna as Snatch Game Britney Spears, and that’s never a bad thing.


Pic: Janet

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