Open Post: Hosted By Channing Tatum And Matt Boner At L.A. Pride

June 14, 2015 / Posted by:

I didn’t go to the L.A. Pride Parade today, because I didn’t feel like pulling out my pubes while trying to find parking. The last time I tried to go, every parking lot was full and we had to park 7 zip codes over, so by the time we got there, it was practically Monday morning and we watched the clean-up crew sweep away plastic cups and discarded wigs. But well, it looks like I missed the real-life Disney prince that is MATT BONER!

A Magic Mike XXL float was part of the L.A. Pride Parade today, because I guess they know their audience. Matt Boner did the “driving mah car” dance as Adam Rodriguez and (Carol) Channing Tatum (O’Neal) busted out some moves to Pony. There was something off about the whole scene, though. Channing, Adam and Matt were all on a Magic Mike XXL float at a Pride Parade and they were fully clothed. THE HELL IS THAT? That’s like showing up sober to a St. Patrick’s Day parade.  This just does not make sense:

Not only did Channing keep his shirt on, but he wore cargo shorts. Cargo shorts! The reason why the gay angels cry today is because Channing Tatum wore cargo shorts to Pride.

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