Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 13, 2015 / Posted by:

Maurice Turner, the ex-fiancé of Rachel Dolezal, the NAACP leader in Spokane who… I don’t even know why I’m explaining her to you since every living thing on this planet and the next one knows about her by now.

But long before Rachel Dolezal’s parents exposed her to the media as Soul Woman, she was engaged to Maurice Turner, a hot piece and musician from Mississippi, from December 2012 to February 2013. It seemed like Maurice was the Brangeloonie to her St. Angie Jolie, because he air kissed out tweet after tweet about how Rachel (who is giving me “The Temp in Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead” glamour in that picture) is the sun, the moon, the stars and unicorn rainbow farts rolled all up into one. While they were together, Maurice wrote and recorded a musical homage to Rachel that he uploaded to YouTube. The song is still on YT and it’s truly a gorgeous musical poem. If your man doesn’t describe your genitals as something straight out of Cosmos, then he truly doesn’t love you.

I mean, those lyrics:

You are so naturally beautiful.

The ass is astronomical, your breasts is so phenomenal.

Your legs are the sensual bridges to heaven.

The sweetest vajayjay more cosmic than The Milky Way.

True poetry. “The sweetest vajayjay more cosmic than The Milk Way” is such an elegant way of saying “bomb ass pussy.

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