Night Crumbs

June 11, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

Prince Hot Ginge made an appearance in uniform at a memorial to honor those who lost their lives in Afghanistan. Now is not the time to comment on how his ginger nest of hair is looking kind of dry and parched and I’d be happy to apply a V05 treatment to it using my naked body – Lainey Gossip

Ben Affleck is either checking out a woman or that car. I’m going with the latter and I really hope The National Enquirer runs with it, because I really need a story about how Ben Affleck got caught with his dick in the exhaust pipe of some German whore (an Audi) – Celebitchy

Katy Perry’s Pimp Mama Kris wig made an appearance in her first ad for Moschino – Drunken Stepfather

Nick Jonas has gone from Iggy Azalea’s almost opening act to replacing her as headliner of Pittsburgh Pride. That is some Showgirls shit and I love it. Happy Pride! – The Superficial

Cosmo named Backdoor Farrah one of the Internet’s “Most Fascinating” and I’m guessing they gave her that title after Abandoned Couch turn them down (Reference From 2008 ALERT!) – Reality Tea

BUT WHAT ABOUT ECTO COOLER OR ORBITZ?! – Jezebel

Dumb Fucks of the Day: A Christian couple from Australia is going to get divorced if same-sex marriage becomes legal – Towleroad

If Iggy Azalea really has a CASE OF THE BABIES, she’s gonna mess up all that brand new plastic surgery she got – IDLYITW

I’d sniff that ass. I’m talking about Hugh Jackmeoff, okay! – Popsugar

That dragon lady from Game of Thrones is in a bikini – Popoholic

Our Lady of Cheetos got an “Ah juss got dee-vorced!” mom haircut – Hollywood Tuna

Hot pieces in shorts. That’s pretty much it – The Berry

Us Americans will soon be able to put Pizza Hut’s circle jerk pizza in our mouths – Dangerous Minds

Cara Delawhatever is slick – Moe Jackson

Kelly Rutherford’s AMERICAN CITZEN kids are coming back to AMERICA (but only for the summer) – Just Jared

“This definitely needs more Valerie Bertinelli” is what I said all through the teaser trailer of Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig’s Lifetime movie – SOW

Kelly Preston and Renee Zellweger, please welcome the newest member of the Beard Club – ICYDK

RIP Dusty Rhodes. I hope he’s buried in his polka dot two piece – Deadspin

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