Nicki Minaj Has Words For Her Attention-Hungry Ex-Boyfriend Safaree Samuels

June 11, 2015 / Posted by:

Yesterday, Nicki Minaj’s ex-boyfriend Safaree Samuels (aka the guy wearing my 83-year-old neighbor’s favorite Friday night bingo jacket in the picture above) released a song called “Love The Most“, and surprise surprise, it was filled with plenty of poo-scented air kisses aimed at his former girlfriend. Safaree came hard for Nicki; he accused her of treating him like shit, cheating on him, refusing to get knocked up with a little Safaree Jr., and getting engaged to Meek Mill so quickly after they broke up. In the event that you really want to listen to Safaree crying about how Nicki Minaj did him dirty, you can listen to it here.

Nicki could have responded to Safaree’s dramatics by borrowing from Rihanna by¬†miming a bored wave, but the NY Daily News says she decided to drag him on Twitter. The tweets, half of which have since been deleted, say pretty much exactly what you think they’d say – that she’s fucking over it. Oh, and also that she hasn’t quit her engagement to Meek Mill, so you don’t have to return that toaster you bought her as a wedding present.


It’s really too bad there isn’t an emoji of a person chugging a glass of water, because that blushing smiley isn’t quite expressing how truly thirsty Safaree is.

After Nicki deleted some of the tweets about Safaree, she decided to wrap it all up by tweeting:

“Making a 12 yr relationship work at such young ages? We’re BOTH the real MVP. things got rocky at the end but we had a GREAT run. #B4Ujudge”

I know I’m focusing on the wrong thing here, but “#B4Ujudge” sounds like a hot song by Prince featuring Judge Judy. And now I really want that song to exist.

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