Night Crumbs
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck took another “Our Marriage Hasn’t Bit The Dust” strut for the paps. If they’re going to keep doing these pap struts, can they please glamour it up a bit? Jennifer and Ben need to take styling tips from their son, because he knows what’s up – Lainey Gossip
Beyonce is trying to exude “vegan sexiness,” but she looks more like a drunk me on a 101 degree day – Drunken Stepfather
Brad Pitt’s next movie is going to Netflix – Celebitchy
“Excuse me, your honor, but I, Caitlyn Jenner, had nothing to do with this accident!” – Caitlyn Jenner to the judge during the trial for her latest car crash lawsuit – Reality Tea
Jep Robertson, one of the talking beards in Duck Dynasty, says he was molested as a kid – The Superficial
Here’s Lady CaCa looking like an Angry Bird going to her side job at a strip club – Hollywood Tuna
Um, I won’t believe that Colin Farrell is truly happy about same-sex marriage in Ireland until I see him take off all his clothes and scream for joy while doing the dick slappy dance – Towleroad
You know your mom’s favorite outfit to wear in the 70s? Diane Kruger stole it and is wearing it – Popoholic
A dude in China is suing an actress for staring at him too hard through the screen. Can we all get together and throw the same kind of lawsuit at Michelle Duggar? – Jezebel
Okay, but I need to know where oh where do moose and their moose children frolic freely in yards and shit? – The Berry
Today in Cool Story, Bro: Joey from Full House knew about Caitlyn Jenner this whole time – OMG Blog
If you haven’t already, meet the newest little girl who will probably be on Ellen every single day for the next ten million years – SOW
Katy Perry’s Taylor Swift diss track isn’t called “1984” – HuffPo
In other words, Khlozilla totally had lipo – Just Jared
Amber Heard is on the cover of Elle and I am not for that. The only members of that family who should be on the cover of Elle are Boo and Pistol – ICYDK
Jaden Smith probably smokes so much of the good shit that he feels like he’s permanently trapped in a Baz Luhrmann production, so this makes sense – Pajiba
Leonardo DiCatchAHo and that model Kelly Rohrbach are in the “staged bike riding photos” phase of their relationship, which means that it’s totally true love and they’ll be together forever and ever (read: until she turns the geriatric age of 26 and he dumps her into the model recycling bin before getting himself a younger one) – Popsugar