Open Post: Hosted By Prince Hot Ginge, Lady Gaga And Her Bedazzled Eyebrow Situation

June 8, 2015 / Posted by:

Jazz yodeler and dog clothes designer Lady CaCa is currently on tour with Tony Bennett, and today they both performed for the apple of my brown eye Prince Hot Ginge at a fundraiser for WellChild at Royal Albert Hall in London. Never mind that Lady CaCa’s eyebrows look like unicorn herpes or that in her concert pics (in the gallery below) she looks like a klingon muppet in drag as Marilyn Monroe and last days Mae West, this may be the first (and only time) in history that I’ve looked at her and said, “Yes, yes, I would.” I’d totally butt hump Lady CaCa’s right hand and I’m only saying that because it touched PHG for a second. That’s really all it takes. I’d totally do CaCa’s claw right after I romanced that Dr. Who chick’s knee.


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