Night Crumbs

June 8, 2015 / Posted by:

In case you couldn’t tell by the way Carey Mulligan has been trying to hide the fetus growing in her baby-baking-area with awkward dresses, she’s got a fetus growing in her baby-baking-area – Popsugar

Leonardo DiCatchAHo is suing some French tabloid for saying that he put a baby in RiRi. Speaking of lawsuits, James Lipton, Clive Davis and Jack Nicholson should all sue Leonardo for stealing their look – Lainey Gossip

My thoughts and prayers are with Teresa Giudice who had to hand over her Maserati to the feds for all that grifting she did – Reality Tea

Salma Hayek’s magnificent chichis graced the Spike TV Guys’ Choice Awards with their presence – Drunken Stepfather

At the Tonys last night, Alan Cumming made a joke about boning Bradley Cooper and either he has the farts or he wasn’t amused – Towleroad

Oscar Pistorius will be released back into the wild after serving 10 months in prison. Well, that makes sense, because he only killed a person. It’s not like he did anything super, super serious, right? – Jezebel

Entourage is the Aloha of dudebro movies – The Superficial

Katy Perry either has a John Mayer love mark (aka a herp sore) on her mouth or somebody cut one – Popoholic

I’m surprised that the card this magician pulled out of his ass crack wasn’t a Queen of Farts – Hollywood Tuna

Speaking of cracks, Charlotte McKinney made sure everyone saw her’s at the Spike TV Guys’ Choice Awards – IDLYITW

Paris replaced all those locks of love with some Chris Brown-looking ass graffiti – The Berry 

Panty Creamer of the Day: Jai Courtney eye fucking the camera – Boy Culture

I knew this chick who only wore high heels and when she had to wear flats, she’d dramatically fall or pretend to dramatically fall. That’s totally going to be BarbieOMG Blog

Mrs. Walsh from The Goonies and Gail from Lethal Weapon died last month – HuffPo

If this is really the title of Katy Perry’s Taylor Swift diss track, she truly kept it mysterious and subtle – ICYDK

Maybe Clint Eastwood wasn’t making a Caitlyn Jenner joke. Maybe Caitlyn Somebody is the name of the imaginary person in his chair – Just Jared

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