Night Crumbs

June 8, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

In case you couldn’t tell by the way Carey Mulligan has been trying to hide the fetus growing in her baby-baking-area with awkward dresses, she’s got a fetus growing in her baby-baking-area – Popsugar

Leonardo DiCatchAHo is suing some French tabloid for saying that he put a baby in RiRi. Speaking of lawsuits, James Lipton, Clive Davis and Jack Nicholson should all sue Leonardo for stealing their look – Lainey Gossip

My thoughts and prayers are with Teresa Giudice who had to hand over her Maserati to the feds for all that grifting she did – Reality Tea

Salma Hayek’s magnificent chichis graced the Spike TV Guys’ Choice Awards with their presence – Drunken Stepfather

At the Tonys last night, Alan Cumming made a joke about boning Bradley Cooper and either he has the farts or he wasn’t amused – Towleroad

Oscar Pistorius will be released back into the wild after serving 10 months in prison. Well, that makes sense, because he only killed a person. It’s not like he did anything super, super serious, right? – Jezebel

Entourage is the Aloha of dudebro movies – The Superficial

Katy Perry either has a John Mayer love mark (aka a herp sore) on her mouth or somebody cut one – Popoholic

I’m surprised that the card this magician pulled out of his ass crack wasn’t a Queen of Farts – Hollywood Tuna

Speaking of cracks, Charlotte McKinney made sure everyone saw her’s at the Spike TV Guys’ Choice Awards – IDLYITW

Paris replaced all those locks of love with some Chris Brown-looking ass graffiti – The Berry

Panty Creamer of the Day: Jai Courtney eye fucking the camera – Boy Culture

I knew this chick who only wore high heels and when she had to wear flats, she’d dramatically fall or pretend to dramatically fall. That’s totally going to be Barbie – OMG Blog

Mrs. Walsh from The Goonies and Gail from Lethal Weapon died last month – HuffPo

If this is really the title of Katy Perry’s Taylor Swift diss track, she truly kept it mysterious and subtle – ICYDK

Maybe Clint Eastwood wasn’t making a Caitlyn Jenner joke. Maybe Caitlyn Somebody is the name of the imaginary person in his chair – Just Jared

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