Passengers on an easyJet flight that landed at London Luton airport overdosed on potent amounts of elegance, class and gentility yesterday when they watched a 41-year-old supermodel call the pilot a “basic bitch” as her drunk ass was dragged off of the plane for screaming about wanting a damn drink and pouring herself her own drink from a bottle of vodka she had in her luggage. One passenger was overheard saying, “It’s like I’m in an episode of Downton Fucking Abbey,” while watching Kate Moss bust into a vodka rage before getting kicked off of a budget airline.
People says that Kate Moss was in Turkey for Sadie Frost’s 50th birthday celebrations and on the flight from Bodrum to London, she allegedly turned on the cunt switch when flight attendants refused to serve her the sweet nectar. Those flight attendants obviously never learned one of life’s extremely important lessons: Refusing to give Kate Moss her life serum is like feeding a Mogwai after midnight. Havoc will be wreaked! Kate freaked out, but she had a plan B.
Like many of us, Kate is obviously a disciple of the Church of Patsy Stone, because she had a bottle of vodka in her carry-on. You should always have an emergency bottle of vodka stashed in your carry-on because you never know when the flight attendants are going to fuck with your buzz by refusing to serve your belligerent, plastered ass. Before landing, the pilot called ahead and asked officers to meet the flight. While officers escorted Kate Moss off of the plane, she allegedly called the pilot a “basic bitch.” One passenger put it like this while talking to The Daily Mail:
“She called the pilot a ‘basic bitch’ as police led her off the plane, she was a little drunk and had a disagreement with another passenger on the flight as she was refused alcohol and then went to serve her own vodka from her cabin luggage. But she was not aggressive to anyone and was funny really, the easyJet crew was acting out of proportion.”
A rep for the Bedfordshire police confirms that a drunk messy scene went down, but they didn’t name Kate. Kate was not arrested and no formal complaints were made.
Just when I was beginning to think that Kate Moss has grown soft and calm in her middle-age, she lets bitches know that she’s still got it by throwing a wasted, entitled hissy fit on a budget airline. I hope that rich supermodels acting a mess on budget travel carriers becomes a thing and we will soon read about how Naomi Campbell was kicked off of a Chinatown bus from NYC to Boston after she pulled a back-up BlackBerry out from under her wig when the driver took her first BlackBerry away because she threatened to beat a trick with it. That will probably happen sometime soon.
And here’s what it looks like when Kate Moss goes all Lohanthony and calls you a basic bitch: