Diplo Thinks Selena Gomez And Zedd Are Faking A Relationship To Sell Records
Diplo, Katy Perry’s mouthy ex-boyfriend and public enemy no. 1 to the Taylor Swift fan club, has once again opened his mouth and taken a verbal dump on someone, this time on fellow iTunes jockey Zedd for being a money-chasing fake. That’s right, a grown-ass 36-year-old DJ who used to date someone famous is dragging a 25-year-old DJ because he’s pretending to date someone famous. Ah, what a time to be alive!
During an interview with Radio.com (via The Daily Mail), Diplo pulled out his Burn Book, turned to the page marked “Zedd is a grotsky little beyotch” and started spitting hot hate about Zedd and his maybe-girlfriend Selena Gomez. Several months ago, Zedd and Selena started working together, which lead to their genitals working together. Or at least that’s what they let people believe. According to Diplo, maybe-dating a famous toddler-faced chanteuse for publicity has landed Zedd a one-way ticket aboard the Sellout Express.
“I’m actually not enemies with Zedd by any means. I just think that he came from such a cool place, and now he’s been pegged as a money-maker for a major label to do EDM, which to me isn’t even a genre. But they’ve pegged him for that, they’ve marketed him, even the fake relationship with Selena Gomez, all the things to sell records took away from the music.”
Since Diplo is clearly a bitchy 13-year-old girl trapped in the body of a 36-year-old man, I’m curious as to who he’s going to come for next. I’m sure that somewhere in the only cat-free room of Taylor Swift’s Candy Cane Castle, Calvin Harris has just lit his Our Lady of Perpetual Button-Pushing DJ candle and started praying that Diplo doesn’t drag him into this whole “professional iTunes jockeys who date celebrities for publicity” mess.
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