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June 7, 2015 / Posted by:

FurReal Friends My Bouncin’ Kitty, the demonic pussy toy that should come complete with a gallon of holy water and a priest who specializes in stuffed animal exorcisms.

This is why you should never trust a stuffed robotic pussy who wears 50 cent swap meet fake eyelashes and way too much clumpy mascara and liquid eyeliner. My Bouncin’ Kitty (not to be confused with her sister My Twerkin’ Pussy) is a toy that looks all sweet and nice on the outside, but when you pet her, she coos and meows, and her coos and meows quickly turn into some Regan from The Exorcist shit. If you could play her dark-sided meows backwards, you’d probably hear her clearly say, “Your mother sucks cocks in hell!

Pull out your rosary, grab your crucifix and get ready to say, “I rebuke thee in the name of HAY-SOOS!

Demon Pussy Toy has reminded me of two things: 1) True evil lives on toy shelves and; 2) I must have looked a mess while whipping my head around whenever that goddamn “Whip My Hair” song played at the bar.

My Bouncin’ Kitty has been around for a while, so of course, she’s been remixed.

via Buzzfeed (For Rachel)

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