Afternoon Crumbs

June 5, 2015 / Posted by:

Here’s picture proof that tall drink of Swedish leche Alexander Skarsgard and Alexa Chung are a thing. But you know, these pictures are a little weird and kind of unnatural. I mean, if you were dating ASkars, wouldn’t your hand be on his Swedish peen instead of his hand and wouldn’t your legs be wrapped around his neck. That’s what any normal person would do while taking a walk with him. Hmmm…. – Lainey Gossip

The Scientology scientists should get a raise for the Katie Holmes clone they made for Tommy Girl. I mean, she’s even got Katie’s signature look of pure misery – The Superficial

Okay, but what do Bert and Ernie think. That’s who I really want to hear from – Towleroad

It’s Friday, so why not watch this video of ferrets babies following their mommy around? – Hollywood Tuna

Something called a Pia Mia rolls around the sand like a seal in distress – Drunken Stepfather

Here I am at jury duty looking at picture after picture of man nipples and I hope the lady next to me who is staring at my screen is getting the tingles from this – The Berry

Justin Theroux says that he’s a stupid bitch – Celebitchy

Why can’t the punishment for pleading guilty to careless driving of an ATV be life in prison? – Just Jared

Thanks to Chris Christie’s camel toe, I’ve got camel toe on the brain and just spent way too much time looking for one on Hilary DuffPopoholic

Some dude proposed to his girlfriend with a McDonald’s chicken sandwich. That dude is my soulmate. – Pajiba

In “something that has happened a million times before” news, Chelsea Handler’s nipples are on the internet – IDLYITW

Solid gold is Tim Gunn’s brain melting while reviewing Kummy Kakes‘ koffee table book – Reality Tea

VEINS: Jared Leto’s got some. More than some. – Popsugar

Pic: FameFlynet

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