Mila Kunis’ Runaway Stalker Has Been Caught

June 3, 2015 / Posted by:

TMZ says that after four days on the loose, Mila Kunis’ stalker Stuart Lynn Dunn (seen above in one of his many mugshots) has finally been caught by police. Stuart escaped the Olive Vista Behavioral Health Center in Pomona, CA where he was being held on Saturday by slipping out of a bathroom window, and went on the run. According to TMZ, police found him earlier today hanging out in an alley in Santa Monica, at which point he was arrested and taken into custody. Probation officials are currently investigating what he was doing while he was on the loose, and trying to find out whether or not he tried to contact Mila Kunis.

I know I’m focusing on the wrong thing here, but I can’t believe Stuart Lynn Dunn made it so far. If Google Maps is correct, Pomona is almost 47 miles away from Santa Monica. Put into perspective, that’s like 16 hours of non-stop walking. That’s too much walking! He’s like that damn Proclaimers song. Good lord, I would have turned my ass around and headed back the second I hit West Covina.

Regardless, at least Mila Kunis can now let out a giant sigh of relief that her stalker isn’t out stalking anymore. Now the only person she has to worry about creeping around her backyard is her “former childhood friend” and current fame whore Kristina Karo on the never-ending search for some quick cash…I mean, her long-lost stolen chicken.

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