Prepare to stick an enema full of bleach into your ear to cleanse your brain, because this is a post about the Duggars.
InTouch Weekly can’t stop and won’t stop digging through Josh Duggar’s police reports to find more horrifying, dark-sided pieces of information. They once again used the Freedom of Information Act to get a police report from the Washington County Sheriff’s Office. InTouch says that the police report from Washington County has a lot more information in it than the report from the Springdale Police Department.
The report states that Josh’s youngest victim was only 5 and when his dad Jim Bob Duggar found out, he stuck the godawfulasfuck secret in Michelle Duggar’s hair of hushes. Jim Bob and Michelle waited 16 months before they told the state trooper friend who is now in prison on child porn charges.
With fewer redactions than the first report, the Washington County Sheriff’s document makes it clear that despite Josh’s chilling confessions the Duggars waited at least 16 months before contacting authorities about the molestations, even though the behavior was continuing and growing worse. During that period they did not get professional counseling for Josh or his victims.
As In Touch reports exclusively in its new issue, despite Josh’s confession, Jim Bob and Michelle did not get him – or their daughters — counseling from a licensed mental health professional for at least 16 months. They have said the children did receive counseling but refuse to say if it was court ordered after the Families In Need of Services and the Arkansas Department of Human Services became involved in the Duggar case.
Several “legal experts” tell InTouch that Michelle could be maintaining her crunchy curls with an elixir made of roach guts, rat saliva and generic Neosporin in prison right now. Because if the stupid ass statute-of-limitations didn’t run up, Michelle and Jim Bob faced 6 years each in the clink for not reporting Josh to the police officially.
The Duggars’ interview with Megyn Kelly of Fox News will splatter onto our screens tonight and they may or may not be asked why they hid the family secrets in Michelle’s hair. (UPDATE: Fox News released a preview of the interview.) Megyn has said that she’s not exactly going to pull an “Oprah demolishing James Frey” on the Duggars. Megyn also told Deadline how she got the Duggars to talk to her:
“I reached out to them and made the case I was the best for the job. I specifically told their representative, ‘You know my reputation. I’ve never been accused of giving anyone a pass and I’m not going to give them a pass. If you want a soft place to fall, I’m not your person… I think it’s a service to you to have me ask tough questions’.”
Err, I’m pretty sure Fox News got the interview because they’re Fox News. I’m also pretty sure that Fox News was the Duggars’ second choice. Their first choice was probably my cotton candy-haired Christian rhinestone angel Jan Crouch of the Trinity Broadcasting Network who would never ask them serious questions. She’d just hold their hands and talk about her zombie chicken.
I don’t know my jacked-up brain went from the Duggar molestation sadness to zombie chickens, but here we are.