Art world savior Shia LaBeouf made a bunch of HIGHLY ARTISTIC videos for the graduating students of Central Saint Martins and in one of them, he said “Just do it!” over and over again. While shouting “Just do it,” Shia sort of looked like he was trying to squeeze out a rock hard stubborn shit that didn’t want to leave the canals of his ass. That must have lit an ultra artistic spark in fellow art world savior James Franco, because he pooped out a spoof video called “Just poo it!” Yes, James Franco did Shia LaBeouf and poo was involved.
While wearing chonies (Yes, I stared at that bulge so long that its outline is practically burned into my retinas), James Franco clenches his nalgas together and screams “Just poo it!” over and over again. It has the essence of a potty training potty infomercial starring the late Billy Mays. If you’re the sucio kind of bitch who has had scat fantasies about James Franco, this is your porn:
Has anyone checked to see if the art world is okay, because I’m sure it fell on its side after watching our modern day Andy Warhol parody our modern day Basquiat.
The poo is now in Shia’s court. I’m sure he’ll answer to James Franco’s “Just poo it!” video with a “Just Jew it!” video. And then James Franco will answer to Shia’s “Just Jew it!” video with a “Just moo it!” video. And Shia will answer to that with a “Just Coo-coo-ca-choo it!” video and they’ll keep going back and forth until we’re all “oooh’d” out and our minds explode.