Who Is May’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

This month’s HSOTM competition is an international battle. We’ve got a Hot Slut from Japan, a Hot Slut from the US, a Hot Slut from Ireland and a Hot Slut from Denmark. It’s a Small World of Hot Sluts. As always, three of the HSOTM finalists are finalists because they got the most Facebook likes and the fourth one is my pick. I picked the peen. I always pick the peen. Here’s the four:

1. KFC Japan’s sexy chicken nugget mascot who looks like she wants you to squirt your blue cheese dressing all over her chicken nugget chichis.

2. Paul Lekakis, Greek-American model and singer who gave us the perfect pick-up line with “Boom Boom (Let’s Go Back To My  Room).”

3. The Double Gay Rainbow that spread across Dublin on the day that Ireland voted to legalize same-sex marriage.

4. John Erik Wagner, the naked cowboy and candidate for Prime Minster of Denmark who suddenly made me interested in politics by displaying dick on his campaign poster.

Voting is below and I would say to vote with your heart, but none of us around here have hearts. So vote with your genitals. The winner will be announced on Monday, June 8th!