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June 2, 2015 / Posted by:

Gemma Wale, the fuck time wailer of Birmingham whose loud sex screams got her jailed for 2 weeks.

This delicate, pristine and genteel British orchid in a slutty drill team costume from Frumpy Mess High and fashion-forward spiderweb hose (Or is that grass? Or maybe a really bad case of varicose veins?) has broken the last nerve of her neighbors in Birmingham, West Midlands by shouting and screaming during sex. The BBC says that so many of Gemma’s neighbors complained about her “screaming and shouting” while getting boned that a judge ordered her to stop. But you can’t expect a canary to stop singing and you can’t expect a horny goddess to stop screaming out an orgasm yodel that probably sounds like a hyena getting choked out on a roller coaster. Gemma didn’t bite the pillow. She ignored the judge’s order and kept on fucking that chicken. (Speaking of, is that a half Yorkie/half chicken behind her in the picture?)

After a judge told her to put a muzzle on it, a neighbor complained to the Birmingham City Council about Gemma waking them up at 5 in the morning with her sex time hollerin’. Gemma had to take her ass to court again and the judge did not screw around this time. The judge declared that Wale the Wailer  broke an anti-social behavior order and threw her in jail for 2 weeks. The judge said this at Gemma’s hearing:

“I am satisfied that during the course of the early hours of 29 January 2015, at around 5am, the defendant was guilty of screaming and shouting whilst having sex at a level of noise which caused nuisance or annoyance to (a neighbour).

In light of the amount of breaches found, the lack of remorse and the defendant’s attendance at court literally days before half of these breaches took place, I take the view that an immediate term of imprisonment is justified on the facts of this case.

I take the view that a period fourteen days immediate imprisonment is appropriate to run concurrently on each breach.”

Neighbors told The Daily Mail that 23-year-old Gemma’s fuck screams would sometimes last 10 minutes. They also said that Vicky Pollard’s trashier third cousin was living her life like a Slaughter song, because she’d party all night and sleep all day. Gemma didn’t only violently fuck the ear holes of her neighbors with her orgasm sounds. She and her boyfriend named Wayne regularly got into loud screaming fights. In other words, they epitomize class and romance and are the Duchess Kate and Prince William of Birmingham.

I’ve lived in many apartments where I could hear my neighbors going to BoneTown on the Sex Moans Expressway and it never really bothered me. I mean, at least someone is getting some ass in the building. But I once lived next to this dude who did sex all the time and our bedrooms shared a wall. His talking voice was really deep, but when he really got into boning, he’d let out a high-pitched moan. It’s hard to explain. There was a gurgling to it. It almost sounded like the sound you’d make if you sucked down helium and then tried to sing a Mariah Carey high note while gargling water. He sounded like a drowning Mickey Mouse. Every time I heard it, I’d say a prayer for his girlfriend, because she probably almost blacked out from holding her breath to keep the laughs from coming up. But I didn’t hate then and I’m not hating now, because again, at least he was getting some ass.

But back to Wale the Wailer… What her neighbors should do is blast a Justin Bieber song at her window whenever she’s getting it on. If she’s not doing Usher at the time, her fuck time partner’s boner will instantly go soft. It works almost every single time. But you know, maybe Gemma’s noises aren’t from sex. Maybe when Gemma tries on the gorgeous outfits (like the one above) she bought earlier in the day, she lets out a scream over how hot she looks. That has to be it.

Pic: Facebook (For Alex and Kate)

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