Pop the popcorn and pour the Strawberry Hill, because Caitlyn Jenner is letting it all out and has grabbed Pimp Mama Kris by her busted Joyce DeWitt-ass hair and is dragging that demon for treating her wrong.
Caitlyn Jenner tells Vanity Fair (via The Daily Mail) that when she first married Gold Digger Kris, she was the one bringing in all the money and Kris was nicer to her. But when their reality shit show became a hit and their fame whore kingdom started growing, Gold Digger Kris became Pimp Mama Kris and that’s when she took control of the money and treated Caitlyn like a wart on an ass lip. I’ll hold your purse, Caitlyn, now go in:
“The first 15 years I felt she needed me more because I was the breadwinner. Then really around the show, when that hit and she was running the whole show and getting credit for it and she had her own money, she didn’t need me as much from that standpoint… I think in a lot of ways she became less tolerant of me. A lot of times she wasn’t very nice. People would see how I got mistreated. She controlled the money, all that kind of stuff.”
Caitlyn told Vanity Fair the same thing she told Diane Sawyer. Pimp Mama Kris knew about the hormones and knew about the cross dressing. But during the 2-part Keeping Up with the Kartrashian: About Bruce special, Pimp Mama Kris used all the glycerine in the world to bring on the manufactured tears while pretending to be absolutely shocked about the news.
When Pimp Mama Kris found out, she flipped out and it caught Caitlyn by surprise. Caitlyn also says the main reason why their marriage ate death was because Pimp Mama Kris was about as pleasant as a rim job from a chainsaw:
And when Bruce let the world in on his intention to become a woman, Kris was taken aback.
“It was like the most passive-aggressive thing I think I ever experienced.” Kris lashed back.
“Probably a mistake I made was maybe not having her understand,” Jenner told the publication. Kris said that Bruce had a “little bit of a man boob situation’ but ‘no B cup going on.” Although Bruce said that he did cross-dress in front of Kris, he claimed she later told him not to do it at home. Kris asked of Bruce, “Why would you want to be married and have kids if this is what you wanted since you were a little boy?’ Why would you not explain this all to me?”
Still, Caitlyn insisted that the end of their marriage was not all due to gender, saying, “Twenty percent was gender and 80 percent was the way I was treated.”
Kris responded to Caitlyn’s glorious fightin’ words about her to Vanity Fair:
“He was married to me and he wasn’t who he wanted to be so he was miserable. All I was doing was working very hard for my family so that we could all have a wonderful future, and he was pissed off. At the end of my relationship with Bruce he definitely had a lot of social anxiety. That was one of the reasons we were in a struggle at the end.”
It goes against my religious saying this, but I believe Pimp Mama Kris. I believe Caitlyn too. Their marriage probably ended, because Caitlyn wanted to transition and PMK is a pimp succubus who has no use for you if you don’t do what she says and no longer fit in with her “brand.” Tale as old time.
What’s really surprising is that Pimp Mama Kris actually gave a response to Vanity Fair for free. But I’m sure she’ll say a lot more about Caitlyn’s words about her in an E! special called Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Fuck Caitlyn.
And here’s more of the new rising Queen of Twitter in Vanity Fair looking like a glamorous prime-time soap opera star from the early 90s.