Open Post: Hosted By International Treasure Dick Van Dyke Dancing In A Music Video

June 1, 2015 / Posted by:

In case you missed it, here’s 89-year-old legend Dick Van Dyke (PC name: Richard Van Lesbian) showing us that the secret ingredient in Boost Plus must be MDMA and meth, because he has the energy of a cracked out toddler with ADD.

Dick Van Dyke put on his dancing shoes, threw a Bert from Mary Poppins’ hat on his head and twirled out some spry moves for the video for the song “Never Had To Go” by Dustbowl Revival. Dick Van Dyke even lays down some moves with his 40-year-old wife of 3 years Arlene (Get it, DVD). Hollywood can seriously go fuck itself without lube if it ever makes a live-action version of The Year Without A Santa Clause, but if it must, Dick Van Dyke should be cast as Snow Miser, because he’s got the dancing skills, charisma and Chiclet teeth for it.

DVD and Betty White must be on the same kind of shit. I was going to say that we should all be so lucky to dance like DVD if we ever get to 89, but that would be delusional. I can’t dance like that now and besides, if I ever make it to 89, I only want to use my energy on throwing chancletas at brats acting a fool in my front yard.

via Boing Boing

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