Although, I guess technically that should say “Nicki Minaj Has Maybe Called Off Her Maybe Engagement“, since she never really confirmed whether or not that Lil’ Miss Magic Jewels-looking rebound ring Meek Mill gave her was a pre-marriage ring. Regardless, if cryptic Instagram posts are to be believed, and they should be, because that’s where you go to let out your ~truth~, then it looks like she might have quit her whatever the hell it was she had with Meek Mill.
On Sunday, the Crank Yankers puppet factory’s closest living relative decided to maybe announce she was maybe having relationship problems by throwing up a couple random pictures on Instagram (I guess Facebook was down or something) and captioning them with words that sounded like they were lifted straight from my emo teen cousin anger journal.
Of course, the social media drama wasn’t limited to just Nicki; around the same time, Meek Mill joined in by posting a picture of himself looking all sad in the face in a car with the words “Even bosses got feelings ya kno?” Oh, I kno. We all kno.
Nicki hasn’t come right out and said she’s no longer demanding Meek Mill work her felt puppet parts till she blows her stuffing, but “ya blew it!” can really only mean one thing. Either Meek Mill fucked up by slipping his hand into another puppet, or she was quoting Mr. Henderson from Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job. But if it was the first option, then that might make things all kinds of awkward for the two of them on her upcoming Pinkprint Tour.
But the real question, and really the only thing I care about in this situation, is what the hell is going to happen to that maybe engagement ring? Will it go back to the Rolling Stones Rock Tumbler kit it came from? Or maybe Nicki will re-purpose it by having the diamond removed from the setting and inserted into one of her man-made ass dimples, like a reverse-end Monroe piercing. Oooh, that sounds so elegant.
Here’s a maybe newly-single Nicki performing at Caesar’s Palace yesterday while wearing a whole lot of neon spandex.
Pics: Instagram, Wenn.com