Mila Kunis’ Stalker Is On The Loose After Escaping A Mental Health Facility

June 1, 2015 / Posted by:

Well, this is eight layers of terrifying. According to the NY Daily News, a man who was being held at a mental health facility in Pomona, CA for stalking Mila Kunis escaped on Saturday night, and he’s no where to be found. Mila’s stalker, a 30-year-old guy named Stuart Lynn Dunn, made an “unauthorized departure” at about 8pm, and he hasn’t been seen since. A reporter for ABC News claims he climbed out a bathroom window. Dunn entered the facility back in 2013 after he was arrested for stalking Mila at her gym. Before that, he had allegedly broken into a house she owned.

The NY Daily News says the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department are currently conducting a manhunt for Stuart Lynn Dunn. So far, no one has seen him. Someone call former FBI manhunter Will Graham out of retirement and get him on the case! If anyone can find on-the-loose types, it’s that sexy bitch Will Graham.

Good lord, all of this has me nervously looking over my shoulder and locking my doors, so I can’t imagine what Mila Kunis is feeling right now. It’s one thing to have a stalker, but it’s another thing to have your stalker go MIA over the weekend. Fuck a 12-foot fence, I’m sure Mila and Ashton Kutcher are at the No Creep-O Depot browsing easy-to-install moats filled with guard sharks and reinforced steel security home domes as we speak. Do they make homes that can be suspended 50 feet above the air with a giant pit of fire-breathing gators underneath? I’d consider getting one of those.

Pic: ABC News

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