And that is what a post-sex with Prince Hot Ginge creampie looks like.
Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo is truly living the life. He’s got millions of dollars stuffed in his bank account, he has skin like the finest Corinthian leather and when he parties and gets down, he parties and gets down with a bunch of topless dudes on a yacht in St. Tropez. While Leonardo DiCatchAHo spends his time on a yacht diving into a sea of model pussy, Crispy likes to spend his time choreographing a pucker-inducing dance routine with his boys.
Below are a bunch of pictures of Crispy working it like a go-go boy at a circuit party with his friends. In almost every picture, you can practically hear Crispy say, “Okay, bitches, you need to really bring the sexiness this time.”
And as much as I’d like to believe that Crispy is choreographing an original routine to “Pretty Girls,” I’m pretty sure he’s doing the Whip Dance. Just when you think you have seen everything there is to see, the internet throws you a completely hairless leather stick of hotness doing the Whip Dance in bright yellow swim chonies on a yacht in St. Tropez. Prepare to pucker: