Night Crumbs

May 29, 2015 / Posted by:

George Clooney lied to us all when he said that Amal Clooney doesn’t have a stylist. Apparently, she has a secret stylist. It makes sense that her stylist is a “secret” stylist, because would you want to take credit for some of the shit that she wears? – Lainey Gossip

Joe ManJello doesn’t mind it when you objectify him. So objectify away! – Celebitchy

Hello, welcome to the Gladiator Bondage Grill. My name is Hailee Steinfeld and I’ll be your hostess. Allow me to show you to your table.” – Egotastic!

I’m really disappointed that Miley Cyrus hasn’t braided and beaded her armpit hair yet – Drunken Stepfather

Teen Mom Jenelle added another mug shot of beauty to her collection – Reality Tea 

Those rumors about Louis CK being a pervy creep may be true – The Superficial 

Kylie Jenner and Pia Mia are like the mini version of Kim Kartrashian and Parasite HiltonWWTDD

Ricky Martin says that because he’s a dad, he can’t bring a guy home every night. So in other words, he does his dates in the car before going home by himself. Stars, they’re just like us! – Towleroad

The Difficult Brown has feelings – Necole Bitchie

Kendra Wilkinson’s left tit looks like it’s trying to make its escape – Hollywood Tuna 

Joni Mitchell is still in the hospital and is still in a bad way – Jezebel

It’s a ‘channeling Lisa Bonet’ kind of day” thought Vanessa Hudgens before getting dressed – Popoholic

That shit better be a carrot cake – The Berry 

Bob Saget will be in Fuller House. Still no word on how contract negotiations with Mr. Bear are going – Just Jared

Scott Disick wants to get into the business that made Kim Kartrashian a STAH! – ICYDK

And here’s Giuliana Rancic in a bikini – Popsugar

Behold, man ass provided by someone named Christian CookeOMG Blog

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