UPDATE: TLC pulled 19 Kids and Counting from their schedule, but they haven’t officially canceled it yet.
As Josh Duggar shat up a statement where he admitted to molesting several underage girls when he was a teenager (and later prayed the pedo away), TLC really went for it by airing a marathon of 19 Paychecks and Counting. Obviously, the marathon was scheduled to air long before the world learned that Josh Duggar is even more disgusting than we all thought. But after Josh admitted it, you’d think that maybe, just maybe, someone at TLC would hit the abort button on that marathon and replace it with episodes of I’m A 600-lb Gypsy Bride And I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant With A Little Amish Medium. (That may or may not be a real show on TLC, but I’m pretty sure it’s real.)
TLC hasn’t said anything yet about what they’re going to do with 19 Kids and that’s making the butter in No Mama June’s veins boil. TLC dropped Here Comes Honey Boo Boo in the dumpster right after a picture came out of No Mama June hanging out with the convicted pedo who allegedly abused her own daughter Chickadee. Seen above hugging on a horse’s ass (“You’ll have to be more specific, because I see two horses asses there. Horse ass-to-horse ass!” – you), June the Hutt tells TMZ that she will hit TLC with a lawsuit if they don’t put 19 Kids And Counting in the trash. June moaned about how the cancellation of her show cost her hundreds of thousands of dollars and she wants that monies if TLC keeps the Duggars on the air.
June argues that the convicted child molester she was caught with wasn’t ever on the show and yet Josh is heavily featured on his family’s show. (June is also still trying to convince us that she wasn’t rubbing her crotch chitlins on that pedo.) June just had to follow that up with this:
“I read that the Duggar family said, this happening with their son brought them closer to God and each other. So they’re saying it’s ok to have family touch time? Hell no.”
Family touch time?! June, please step away from the mic, find three empty chairs in the back row and have a seat.
NASA and the Department of Health, Education, and Welfare created TLC (which was called something else back then) in 1972 and it was supposed to provide informative and educational programs to the people. NASA and the Department of Health must be oozing with pride today as they watch one mess from a former TLC show say to another mess of a current TLC show, “Um, sorry, y’all, but your child molestation situation is so much worse than my child molestation situation.”
TLC should just go ahead and take a Magic Eraser to their entire lineup and start all over again. They should change their name to TTSC (The Trading Spaces Channel) and air nothing but episodes of their old show Trading Spaces 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. The best way for us to completely forget about the Duggars and No Mama June is with gorgeous and practical room makeovers like the legendary fake flowers bathroom:
In other words, Trading Spaces’ best designer Hildi Santo-Tomas can save TLC!
Pics: Splash, TLC