Night Crumbs

May 21, 2015 / Posted by:

There’s a rumor that Johnny Depp dramatically stormed off of the Australian set of Pirates of the Caribbean 435: This Shit Again and is threatening to come back to the US to be with Amber Heard. A rep has already denied it. The thing is, I don’t think it’s possible for Johnny Depp to dramatically storm off of a set. In order to dramatically storm off of a set, you must dramatically toss your scarf over your shoulder, arch your back and sashay off in a huff. Since Johnny was probably wearing at least 85 scarves, it would take him a good 2 hours to finish throwing each scarf over his shoulder. The crew would’ve left the set before he was done, because they don’t have time for that shit  – Lainey Gossip 

Jane Fonda is slathering the camera with pure sex in W MagazineDrunken Stepfather

Princess Beatrice is living the life – Celebitchy

It’s a good thing for us that Jax Taylor’s recent nose job didn’t stop him from throwing some Blue Steel at us – Reality Tea 

The raw emotion: Vin Diesel is once again bringing it while serenading Paul Walker – The Superficial 

Don’t we all just want to get naked when an airline tells us our flight is overbooked? – Jezebel

The Elton John biopic starring Tom Hardy will be turned into a Broadway musical. If it’s an all-nude production also starring Tom Hardy, they can take my money now – Towleroad

Victoria Justice wears the first communion version of The Slut Dress™ – Egotastic!

Casey Wilson had a baby – ICYDK

Ashley Greene’s hair is really giving me a craving for an overcooked sourdough loaf – Popoholic

Someone sold a thong they said Emily Ratajkowski wore once – IDLYITW

They really will let anybody in high heels on the Cannes red carpet. Case in point: Kendall JennerHollywood Tuna

The Hannibal season 3 trailer is here  – Pajiba

You too can live like Regina George for only $15 million – OMG Blog

Laura Jeanne Poon is playing a live-action Tinker Bell and I can’t wait for the scene where she gets tanked and tells the cops, “I AM A NEVERLAND CITIZEN ON NEVERLAND SOIL!” – Just Jared

Leonardo DiCatchAHo is in Cannes doing what Leonardo DiCatchAHo does – Popsugar

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