Night Crumbs
Social activist and author dream hampton, who worked on Jay Z’s book Decoded, claims that Jay and Beyonce quietly spent thousands of dollars on bailing out protesters in Baltimore and Ferguson. Okay, but that’s still not going to get me to actually subscribe to that Tidal shit – Lainey Gossip
The crazed Robsten fangirls are still throwing racist shit at FKA Twigs – Celebitchy
Translation: Kathy Hilton doesn’t want the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills producers to fire her sister Kim Richards, because if they do she’ll have to pay her bills – Reality Tea
Former home wrecking hero Sienna Miller is in a two piece – Drunken Stepfather
Natalie Portman showed her chonies in Cannes and that’s great and everything, but the hell kind of tattered Black Swan ice skating costume is she wearing? – The Superficial
Salma Hayek’s life-saving magnificent chichis almost cured my hangover – Hollywood Tuna
The time I mistook a ginger ScarJo for a ginger Megan Fox – Popoholic
Jay Z’s got 99 problems and spitting out dumb shit during a freestyle about Tidal is one of them – The Wrap
If you were Robin Thicke’s dog, you too would need to be stoned as shit to deal with his douche ass – Defamer
Beyonce and Nicki Minaj had some free time during Coachella, so they threw together a video for “Feeling Myself” and released it on Tidal where it was exclusive for about 2 seconds (I’m being generous) – Jezebel
Wonky McValtrex queefed up another song and yes, it’s awful, but it’s still better than “Pretty Girls” – OMG Blog
The mess that is Josh Brolin is going to marry his assistant – ICYDK
Jaden Smith wore his white Batman suit to prom because of course he did – HuffPo
The Mick Jagger wannabe from One Direction gave the blondie one a quick hernia check at the Billboard Music Awards – Just Jared
Panty Creamers of the Day: 3 out of 5 New Kids showed off their 40-something cum gutters and nipples – SOW
The Photoshop Awards: Chris Pratt looks more like Paul Rudd than Chris Pratt on the cover of GQ – Popsugar
“Weirdo,” said my dog who swallows food whole – The Berry
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