And now in sky is blue/water is wet news, Lindsay Lohan is already trying to weasel her way out of completing her community service and avoid going to jail. I hope you didn’t hit your head on anything during that fainting spell you no doubt just had from the shock of it all.
According to TMZ, LiLo knows there’s a very good chance she won’t complete her delinquent community service hours (“No shit” said the staff who waited 2 hours for her ass to show up on her first day), but she also knows that if she doesn’t finish her hours, there’s a chance she might end up in jail. She also knows that a court can’t extradite her over a reckless driving misdemeanor, so she has planned to skip town and hide out in Monaco. The Apricot Ashtray has apparently been telling her friends and family that she has a “rich friend” who has offered up his hotel in Monaco and given her permission to stay as long as she’d like. Even that shameless mooch Dina Lohan is side-eying that arrangement, like “What’s the catch?”
Regardless of whether or not she completes her community service, TMZ says that Lohan plans on taking her friend up on his offer and will stay in Monaco for a while. That loud whooshing sound you just heard was the city of London breathing a giant sigh of relief.
I know LiLo is beyond desperate to avoid doing actual work, but this might be a new personal best for that freckled con artist. She’s literally running away. And for what? It’s not like the court won’t keep giving her extensions on her community service to avoid sending her to jail. Lindsay could be 98-years-old and a hologram of a judge will be like “We’re giving you till March 1st, 2085, and that’s it!”
Here’s Lindsay doing a practice run for her future escape to Monaco yesterday in NYC: