Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 15, 2015 / Posted by:

Morgan Hess, thee private investigator (as played by the late Hank Brandt), from Dynasty!

The title Hot Slut of the Day would be for nothing if every person, place or thing from Dynasty (aka the reason why motion picture cameras were invented) isn’t HSOTD at least once. So, to get me one step closer to my completely reasonable goal (which I’ll TOTALLY achieve), today’s HSOTD is the only private investigator in Denver. Morgan Hess was the go-to PI for nearly every single ho on Dynasty. They all hired his ass. If you opened up the Yellow Pages in Denver and looked under “private investigator,” his name was the only name you’d see. I think he was even one of Detective La Toya’s first mentors.

Sammy Jo, Adam Carrington and of course Alexis all hired Morgan Hess at one point or another. But Morgan Hess mostly worked for Alexis. Morgan helped Alexis take Krystle down and Alexis repaid him by spitting on his ugly jacket every chance she got:

Alexis wanted Hess to get a new jacket, but after that scene, he needed to get new pants, because he butt creamed himself from getting read to filth by her.

(For Nell)

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