Night Crumbs
Sarah Jessica Parker sort of kind of teased that a Sex and the Retirement Community 1 Sex and the City 3 movie was happening, but Warner Bros. pretty much shat on that rumor by saying that a third one isn’t in the works. Besides, if there were talks for a SATC3 movie, we’d definitely know it. Every Razzie voting member would immediately turn in their membership, because their tolerance for watching dried cinematic turds stops at another SATC movie – Lainey Gossip
Jay-Z apparently bought Beyonce one of the dragon eggs from Game of Thrones. Dragon eggs aren’t vegan! Fraudyonce strikes again. – Celebitchy
This is supposedly a picture of Bradley Cooper kissing Irina Shayk, but it’s so blurry and busted that it could really be a picture of Steven Tyler kissing Rosie O’Donnell for all we know – Drunken Stepfather
“Close ya legs to married men!” – NeNe Leakes to Kenya Moore – Reality Tea
During her day, Jane Fonda was the “it” beard that every famous gay guy wanted – Towleroad
Behold, the pride of Germany Micaela Schaefer as a slutty Nerf Super Soaker and no, I don’t want to see how far she can squirt – Hollywood Tuna
Why, hello there, way-too-clothed bodyguard behind Taylor Swift – Popoholic
Living the life: This pooch is – The Berry
For some strange reason, Nina Dobrev didn’t say, “Fuck those slags, they’ll be divorced in a year,” when asked about Ian Somerhalder’s new marriage – HuffPo
Go ahead and add “shit” right under “temporary fillers” on the list of things that Kylie Jenner is full of – WWTDD
British footballer peen alert! – (NSFW) OMG Blog
And somewhere, there’s an extra sad Scottish golfer missing his hat… – Just Jared
Luna Lovegood and James Potter from the Harry Potter movies are a thing – Popsugar
Something tells me that the Emmys will have to add the category Best Dramatic Bitch Meltdown In A Reality Shit Show after Vicki’s collapse in The Real Housewives of Orange County airs – Jezebel
Jean-Claude Van Douche can still lay down the hot moves – SOW
Now it’s time to check into the douchebag nursery… Yup, Justin Bieber is still trying to convince us that he’s not an asshole by spanking himself again – ICYDK
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