Some people get nauseous on planes, others get sick in the car. Personally, I get a strong case of the heaves every time someone dims the lights and starts shamelessly word jerking off their boyfriend or girlfriend. If you’re anything like me, you’ll want to grab a paper bag before you continue reading, because Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield’s words about each other will make you feel all sorts of barfy.
Despite the fact that they might be done with each other, Emma Stone is still talking about Andrew Garfield, and not in the “Him? NEXT QUESTION” way. During a recent interview with Diane Keaton for Interview magazine, Emma was asked about a quote from Andrew where he described working with Emma as being “like diving into a thrilling, twisting river and never holding on to the sides…Spontaneous. In the moment. Present. Terrifying. Vital. The only way acting with someone should be.” First of all, EW. But second of all, double EW at Emma’s response:
“He is such a poet. [laughs] But that’s the way he writes in general. So I hear it and of course my heart swells up. And I also know that he writes things like that on a daily basis. Yes, he does. He’s so poetic.”
George Clooney just whipped out a pad of paper and started taking notes.
The closest I’ve ever come to being called poetic was the time a dude told me I smelled like a used book store, so part of me is a little jealous of the way Emma is talking about Andrew. But the other part of me is like, good god girl, get a grip – he compared you a river. Not to mention it sounded a little Twilight-y, which I believe would technically classify it as ‘pooetic’.
Speaking of poetic, here’s Emma giving 8 layers of ARTSY EMOTION for Interview: