Blac Chyna Is Seeking Full Custody Of The Baby She Made With Tyga

May 12, 2015 / Posted by:

Pull out your brush and lay down a drop sheet, it’s time to paint another sloppy layer of dramatic fuckery onto the messy situation between Black Chyna, Tyga, and Kylie Jenner.

According to TMZ, “sources” say that Blac Chyna recently hired a divorce lawyer and is seeking primary custody of their two-year-old son King Cairo. When Blac Chyna and Tyga (these names, I swear to god) first split, Tyga was seeking full custody, but he eventually dropped it and they decided to share. Now Blac wants full custody because King Cairo will be starting preschool soon and she doesn’t want him going back and forth between houses during the week.

Except that’s only half the truth. TMZ’s sources claim Blac Chyna is seeking full custody in an attempt to keep Tyga’s 17-year-old girlfriend away from King Cairo. Blac isn’t happy about Tyga’s it’s-not-right-but-it’s-morally-ok relationship with Kylie Jenner. She thinks Kylie lacks the maturity and doesn’t want Kris Jenner’s youngest earner spending time with her kid. She also thinks that dating an underage girl shows that Tyga has poor judgement and thinks that would translate to his parenting skills. As far as visitation goes, she’ll let Tyga see King Cairo on the weekends.

Don’t pull up that drop sheet just yet, we’re not done. Not only does Blac want full custody, she’s also opening up her wallet and asking Tyga to stuff it full of cash. Blac Chyna is planning on asking for child support to cover housing, food, clothing, nannies, and school. “Don’t forget some money for all my future therapy sessions” thought King Cairo, as he took a look at his parents and started calculating how much of his adulthood he’ll be spending talking about them to a professional.

But let’s leave this story on a positive note. Here’s Blac Chyna serving up demure Crank Yankers puppet realness while leaving her 27th birthday party last night. I’m sure Josh’s of Pacoima (Frederick’s of Hollywood’s low-budget step-brother) is already sold out of whatever the hell you’d call what she’s wearing.

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