Night Crumbs

May 11, 2015 / Posted by:

Prince Hot Ginge is ready to make babies right now. What a coincidence! I am ready to make babies right now too AND I’m ovulating. Let’s do this for our motherland, PHG! (Psst, don’t tell PHG that I’m not ready to make babies, I can’t make babies, I’m not ovulating and England isn’t my motherland.)  – Lainey Gossip 

This sucio dude porked a Porsche in broad daylight. I don’t know if I can say shit, because he’s getting more than I am – Drunken Stepfather

Beyonce isn’t a vegan. Well duh! A vegan wouldn’t chop off a horse’s tail and wear it to the Met Gala – Celebitchy

Nice try, Marilyn Manson, but you’re like 25 years too old for MadgeThe Superficial 

Sean Hayes and his husband lip-synch for their mamas. If they’re going to keep doing these videos, they need to up the budget, because that ginger wig is every kind of dreadful  – Towleroad

Taylor Swift took one of her semi-famous girl pets for a walk – Popoholic

Pro tip: Don’t try to eat like The Rock unless you want to break your toilet – Jezebel

Tom Brady was suspended for 4 games because of Deflate-Gate. He probably pretended to look mad on the outside when he found out, but he was secretly squeeing on the inside, because now he gets to spend more time on the slide. Weeeeee! – Popsugar

This is why the memaws cry tonight: CSI got canceled! – HuffPo

This picture of a hot piece from Made In Chelsea getting a foot job is an oldie, but a goodie. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to give myself a slap job to the face for typing “oldie, but a goodie” – OMG Blog

Jason Biggs and his mother-in-law have such a close and loving relationship… – SOW

Hot pieces and pussies alert! – The Berry 

Julianne Marguiles and Archie Panjabi may hate each other so much that they can’t stand to film a scene together – Pajiba

Wait, I thought Jake Gyllenhaal was supposed to be with Rachel McAdams?! Oh, Jakey, you beard juggler, you – Just Jared

And here’s more of Margot Robbie looking like a raver lot lizard in Suicide Squad Hollywood Tuna 

Pic: Getty

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