Night Crumbs
Prince Hot Ginge is ready to make babies right now. What a coincidence! I am ready to make babies right now too AND I’m ovulating. Let’s do this for our motherland, PHG! (Psst, don’t tell PHG that I’m not ready to make babies, I can’t make babies, I’m not ovulating and England isn’t my motherland.) – Lainey Gossip
This sucio dude porked a Porsche in broad daylight. I don’t know if I can say shit, because he’s getting more than I am – Drunken Stepfather
Beyonce isn’t a vegan. Well duh! A vegan wouldn’t chop off a horse’s tail and wear it to the Met Gala – Celebitchy
Nice try, Marilyn Manson, but you’re like 25 years too old for Madge – The Superficial
Sean Hayes and his husband lip-synch for their mamas. If they’re going to keep doing these videos, they need to up the budget, because that ginger wig is every kind of dreadful – Towleroad
Taylor Swift took one of her semi-famous girl pets for a walk – Popoholic
Pro tip: Don’t try to eat like The Rock unless you want to break your toilet – Jezebel
Tom Brady was suspended for 4 games because of Deflate-Gate. He probably pretended to look mad on the outside when he found out, but he was secretly squeeing on the inside, because now he gets to spend more time on the slide. Weeeeee! – Popsugar
This is why the memaws cry tonight: CSI got canceled! – HuffPo
This picture of a hot piece from Made In Chelsea getting a foot job is an oldie, but a goodie. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to give myself a slap job to the face for typing “oldie, but a goodie” – OMG Blog
Jason Biggs and his mother-in-law have such a close and loving relationship… – SOW
Hot pieces and pussies alert! – The Berry
Julianne Marguiles and Archie Panjabi may hate each other so much that they can’t stand to film a scene together – Pajiba
Wait, I thought Jake Gyllenhaal was supposed to be with Rachel McAdams?! Oh, Jakey, you beard juggler, you – Just Jared
And here’s more of Margot Robbie looking like a raver lot lizard in Suicide Squad – Hollywood Tuna