Kristin Cavallari Is Pregnant With Her Third Kid
Totally off topic, but why are there so many patches of burnt grass around her feet? Did she take her pregnancy tests on the lawn? That’s got to be it. Former reality TV person and current vaccination specialist Kristin Cavallari is knocked-up with her third kid. Kristin announced her pregnancy by releasing the picture above via the Kristin Cavallari iPhone app (yes, that’s a thing that exists) with the following caption:
“We’re at it again! Thrilled to announce baby number 3 is on the way! The cutler crew just keeps on growin”
Kristin and her professional ball-wrangling husband Jay Cutler already have two sons: a 2-year-old named Camden and a 12-month-old named Jaxon. If only Jay worked as hard on the field as his sperm does in his wife, am I right everyone who gets football references? Don’t worry, I barely got it either.
I’m not good at math, but I think this means Kristin Cavallari will have had 3 kids in 3 years, right? Damn, that’s some Duggar speed! Watch out, Michelle Duggar; if Kristin keeps this up, she’s only 16 years and an industrial-sized drum of LA Looks hair gel away from snatching your crown.
No word on when she’s due or if she’s expecting a boy or a girl, but if her first two kids are any indication, I’m going to guess it will be a boy and she will name it either Kaiden or Bentlee. And then when her three boys get old enough, they can move to Southern California, open up a beach-side fried seafood restaurant, and star in an MTV reality show called Crispy Cavallari. I would totally watch that.
Pic: Kristin Cavallari