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May 11, 2015 / Posted by:

Osiris the therapy dog and his best friend forever Riff Rat!

Monday is back again to plow us all in the b-hole without lube AND I’m having technical difficulties this morning. (Because Monday wasn’t Monday enough.) Well, my brain always has technical difficulties until I inject pure caffeine directly into my skull and even then I still have technical difficulties. But it’s my laptop (aka MY REASON FOR LIVING AND BREATHING) that is having issues this morning. I opened it up and the screen refused to light up. It stayed black. I restarted several times and got the same thing. The poor bitch probably went blind from all the dark-sided, unholy, disgusting trash I make it look at (examples: pretty much everything I post on Dlisted). Because my laptop blacked out and is in a bad way, I’m working on a really old computer that is slightly more usable than a rutabaga powered by a stoned sloth on a half-broken treadmill.

So while I deal with my sick soulmate, my laptop, here’s some Instagram¬†pictures of Osiris and the pet rat he’s befriended. At least something right is happening in the world! Mashable says that the 3-year-old Dutch Shepard therapy dog and 3-month-old pet rat Riff Rat live with their human in Chicago. They’ve become the best of friends and their human covers their Instagram page with picture after picture of them loving on each other.

Their human says that Riff Rat regularly crawls into Osiris’ mouth and licks the inside. So basically, they’re like George and Amal Clooney in front of the paps. Their human says that Osiris is a therapy dog and has cared for dozens of animals, so he’ll probably never eat his best friend.

Yes, this is an awwww-worthy Pixar movie come-to-life, but I know what’s really going on here. Two of catanity’s greatest rivals, dogs and rats, have joined forced to finally stop the pussies from taking over the world. The revolution has begun and it’s going to be adorable.

Pics: Instagram

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