Brian Singer is currently shooting X-Men: Back to the Future or whatever it’s called, and he recently posted a picture of James McAvoy going full-Professor Charles Xavier to Instagram. Up until now, James’ Professor X has had a full head of hair, so I guess in this latest movie they’re going to address him losing it. I’m not totally straight on Professor X’s back story and I’m far too distracted by his bald head (I got a thing for baldies) to do any research into the why, so I’m just going to assume he loses all his hair after using knock-off Prell in the ’70s.
James is lucky that he didn’t shave his head and discover a bunch of weird-ass bumps hiding underneath. One summer when I was very young, very stupid, and very obsessed with the original Becky from Roseanne, I asked my hairdresser to give me an undercut. That’s when I discovered the lower part of my skull looked like Khloe Kardashian’s ass when she doesn’t put in her padding right: lumpy as fuck. Also my hair wasn’t blonde, it was dirt brown. I basically ended up looking like Dolph from The Simpsons took a nap on a Bumble Ball.
So yeah, I’m pretty jealous of James McAvoy’s head right now. “Uh yeah, me too” said everyone who wishes they were also getting their head felt up by that sexy salt n’ pepper dude behind him.