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Spirograph!
The Spirograph toy has been around since the beginning of time (1965, specifically) and since then chirrun have been getting it for Christmas from their aunties who think they should have an educational or creative toy instead of some doll or shit. I got one of these twice. The first time I got it, I was into it. The second time I got it, I probably put on a manufactured smile but on the inside I threw a Veruca Salt-approved hissy fit over not getting The Legend of Zelda. I don’t even know if kids nowadays get this toy as a gift. If they do, they probably tear the walls down and punch the air over not getting a $1000 Apple Watch or a Breaking Bad-brand meth lab starter kit or a Kartrashian-brand DIY Botox set.
But anyway, for those of you who don’t remember this important childhood jewel, it’s a set containing wheels, rings and pens that you use to draw trippy designs that a stoner could spend hours staring at. Wikipedia says that a Polish mathematician invented the spirograph in the late 1800s. A British company bought the rights to it and mass produced it as a kids’ toy in the 1960s. It was relaunched in 2013.
Before we all had the attention spans of a fly on meth, the Spirograph toy brought hours upon hours of entertainment. Those were the days when we’d all be entertained by drawing a fucking circle over and over again.
Now that I look at it, we were all basically making Illuminati symbols.
Pic: STB