Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 7, 2015 / Posted by:

The owl who doesn’t give a shit while giving a shit. 

The owl on the right is today’s HSOTD for the simple fact that it pooted out a shitty river of who gives a fuck on an unsuspecting owl friend (or owl frenemy) who was not there to get caca’d on. Hey, I’ve made tricks HSOTD for dumber reasons. (I’m not here to name names.) Two owls landed on a roof and while one had an OM moment while peacefully taking in the beautiful scenery of roof tops and satellite dishes, the other one had a wet, runny bowel movement. Bitch went doo doo instead of hoo hoo. This video is truly a metaphor for life. Some people are that rude asshole owl who shits on others and everyone else is the poor bitch who gets shit on while thinking to themselves, “The fuck did I do?

Most are the poor trick who gets shit on, but we all want to be the bitch who is all out of fucks to give because they shit ’em all.

via Gawker

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