Night Crumbs

May 5, 2015 / Posted by:

That Dancer Emoji really needs to get herself a team of lawyers, because yet another famous trick shamelessly stole her look and worked it worse – Lainey Gossip

While scrolling through the billions upon billions upon billions of pictures from the Met Gala, I did tell myself that it doesn’t feel the same without Kristen Stewart looking every layer of miserable – Celebitchy

Diddy’s commercial for 3AM should be banned for the simple fact that he’s in it – The Superficial¬†

Yolanda Foster is off in Germany looking for a cure for Lyme Disease – Reality Tea

Gay people go to baseball games?!?! – Towleroad

I don’t even have a beard, but this video is still making me want to shave every hour on the hour so this dude never tickle wickle wickles me – Hollywood Tuna

The rapping granny from The Wedding Singer is now smoking a blunt with Tupac in heaven – Jezebel

Lenny Kravitz, come get your daughter and tell her to stop doing shit like this with MileyDrunken Stepfather

And today in: Harpo, Who Dis Woman?Popoholic

THIS BITCH: The Lindsay Lohan Edition – IDLYITW

The creator of Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal died recently and Ryan Gosling honored him by finally eating his cereal. I think I need to go to the free clinic tonight, because my eyes are leaking and that has never happened before! – Pajiba

This dog looks like every chick going to a yoga class – The Berry

And just like that, Charlie Sheen has quit Hollywood and has gone to Berlin to live out his dream of being a stock boy at ALDI – OMG Blog

A contestant in a wheelchair won a treadmill from The Price Is Right and I don’t see the big deal. She can still use it the way all people use their treadmills: to hang clothes on – HuffPo

If you were concerned that RiRi’s always-out nipples were suffocating under that 800-pound scrambled egg coat she wore to the Met Gala, don’t worry. She let them free afterward – ICYDK

NEW COUPLE ALERT! We shall call them CooDi or LeoBraJust Jared

Here’s Fergie Ferg’s thumb belly button if you’re into that – Popsugar

Note: The CAPTION THIS Contest’s lazy ass is taking the day off. It’ll be back tomorrow.

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