Chris Brown Is Off The Hook For Allegedly Punching A Dude In Las Vegas
Seen above looking like one of those 80s neon velcro mitts from HELL, Chris Brown allegedly celebrated being a little over 1 month off probation by Chris Browning a guy in the face during a pickup game of basketball at his suite at the Palms in Las Vegas just before 4 in the morning on Monday. Of course, Fist Brown’s rep denied that he pulled a Fist Brown. The cops threatened to pass the case to the D.A. if he didn’t sign a citation for misdemeanor battery. But now there’s no case to pass, because it’s closed.
TMZ says that the dude who accused Chris Brown of punching him called the LVMPD and told the cops that he doesn’t want to press charges anymore. Chris Brown isn’t walking away with millions of dollars like that other lady beater did for punching another dude in Vegas. But he won’t face charges.
TMZ says the dude who allegedly got punched by Chris didn’t say why he doesn’t want to press charges. Hmmm…. I do wonder why that dude suddenly didn’t want to slap Chris Brown with charges. Could it have something to do with:
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