Night Crumbs
Kit Harrington is sick of tricks asking him questions about his gorgeous hair! It makes him so mad that he wants to pull his gorgeous hair out, but he’s not going to do that, because if he did nobody would talk to him since the only reason they talk to him is to ask him questions about his gorgeous hair! ARGHHH! PROBLEMS! – Celebitchy
JLo did a Selena medley at The Billboard Latin Music Awards last night and I wished she would’ve Drag Race’d it by lip-synching the entire thing – Lainey Gossip
Kristen Wiig is giving you “trying to be brooding while suffering from a migraine” in Violet Grey – Egotastic!
Miley Cyrus is topless, petting a pussy and looking more Justin Bieber-ey in the face than ever – (NSFW) WWTDD
Hello, my name is Michael and I just spent at least a full minute looking for Kate Hudson’s camel toe – Drunken Stepfather
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH. – Reality Tea
Like two warthogs having a knife fight under a blanket… – The Superficial
Conchita Wurst sings out the perfect song for me to sing to myself at the Sizzler buffet when I’m overstuffed and need inspiration to keep on eating – Towleroad
You know, I never understood sex until Bill Nye explained it to me – Jezebel
I’m about as musical as a pile of cornstarch, but if I ever start a band I’m going to call it Skinny Super Model Booty Show – Hollywood Tuna
Emily Ratatouille’s top is a thing of elegance – Popoholic
Either Jaden Smith is too stoned while writing his tweets or I’m not stoned enough while reading them – Pajiba
Oh, Russia…. – OMG Blog
Where’s the petition I need to sign to get Mount Rushmore to look like this? – The Berry
In “You Don’t Fucking Say” news, Sofia Vergara is pissed about Nick Loeb’s New York Times’ op-ed piece – ICYDK
“Did you cut one?” is definitely what Calvin Harris is thinking while driving with Tay Tay Swift – Popsugar
Rest in peace, Ben E King – Just Jared